YOUR BRAIN
REALLY F*CKING
HATES YOU
IT ALL BEGINS WITH AN IDEA
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IT ALL BEGINS WITH AN IDEA ✦
GET PAID TO CRINGE
IT ALL BEGINS WITH AN IDEA. MAYBE YOU WANT TO THROW YOURSELF OFF A BUILDING. MAYBE YOU WANT TO EAT A STICK OF DEODERANT. OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO COVER YOURSELF IN MUD AND SEE IF YOU FEEL ANYTHING. WHATEVER IT IS, THE WAY YOU TELL YOUR STORY ONLINE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE.
DON’T WORRY ABOUT SOUNDING PROFESSIONAL. SOUND LIKE YOU. THERE ARE OVER 1.5 BILLION WEBSITES OUT THERE, BUT YOUR STORY IS WHAT’S GOING TO SEPARATE THIS ONE FROM THE REST. IF YOU READ THE WORDS BACK AND DON’T HEAR YOUR OWN VOICE OR THE ONE INSIDE YOUR HEAD THAT KEEPS SAYING YOU’RE NOT WORTH ANYTHING THEN Y
eAT YOUR FINGERTIPS
PAPER FEELS LIKE SHIT AGAINST NEWLY CUT FINGERNAILS. NEVER TOUCH PAPER TO YOUR TONGUE. WHEN YOU HAVE TO TOUCH YOUR TONGUE TO THE PAPER YOU FOLDED IN HALF SO YOU CAN MOISTEN IT AND PULL IT APART YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD SCISSORS BUT YOU CANNOT FIND THEM AND THE HOUSE IS TOO BIG FOR YOU TO DEDICATE AN AFTERNOON TO THE TASK. YOU HATE THE FEELING OF DRY SKIN AND YOU HATE THE FEELING OF WET PAPER AGAINST YOUR CHEEK. YOU DIDN’T WANT THIS.
BECOME A CRINGe
EXPERT
01
SO, SAFE AND NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
NEW!
PROJECT: YOU ARE A WORM THROUGH TIME
LESSONS: THREE 60 MINUTE LESSONS
WHAT WE’LL COVER: THE THUNDER SONG DISTORTS YOU
HAPPINESS COMES. WHITE PEARLS, BUT YELLOW AND RED IN THE EYE. THROUGH A MIRROR, INVERTED IS MADE RIGHT. LEAVE YOUR INSIDES BY THE DOOR. PUSH THE FINGERS THROUGH THE SURFACE INTO THE WET. YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN THE NEW YOU.
02
YOU CAME AND WE LET YOU IN THROUGH THE HOLE IN YOU.
PROJECT: YOU WANT THIS TO BE TRUE
LESSONS: TWO 60 MINUTE LESSONS
WHAT WE’LL COVER: WE STAND AROUND YOU WHILE YOU DREAM.
YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR OUR WORDS BUT YOU FORGET. THIS HAPPENS MORE AND MORE NOW. YOU GAVE US THE PERMISSION IN YOUR REGULATIONS. WE WAIT IN THE STAINS. THE WORD THAT DESCRIBES THIS IS REDACTED. REPEAT THE WORD. THE NAME OF THE SOUND. IT RESONATES IN YOUR HOUSE
IT ALL BEGINS WITH AN IDEA
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IT ALL BEGINS WITH AN IDEA ✦
I LET WHAT WAS INSIDE OF ME OUTSIDE OF ME AND NOW THERE IS NOTHING THAT DEFINES WHAT IS INSIDE OR OUT.
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This Cliché Is Death Out of Time, Breaking the First the Second the Third the Fourth Wall, the Fifth Wall, Floor; No Floor: You Fall!
IT ALL BEGINS WITH AN IDEA
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IT ALL BEGINS WITH AN IDEA ✦
